MCDHL MEMBERS
AND THEIR ROLES IN THE 9/11 TERRORIST ATTACKS
| NAME | ROLE |
|---|---|
| ANAL ANNIHILATORS | 1ST PLANE HIJACKER-TOWER1 |
| EVIL DRAGON | 2ND PLANE HIJACKER-TOWER2 |
| SAMMIE SEALS | 3RD PLANE HIJACKER-PENTAGON |
| CHICKALANCHE | 4TH PLANE HIJACKER-DEAD/CRASHED (DID NOT ARRIVE) |
| KERFUCKS | EVIL MASTERMIND |
| SNOW DRIFTERS | RADIO CONTROL |
| CRAZED OSTRICH | TRIED TO SAVE 2ND PLANE, SOMEHOW SURVIVED |
| LOKOMOTIV | SUSPICIOUSLY SEEMS TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11 |
| GOLD DIGGERS | SLEPT THROUGH THE ATTACK, WAS SUPPOSED TO HIJACK 5TH PLANE |
| THUMBWICK DOO | COMPLETELY UNINVOLVED APPARENTLY, BUT I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM AND HIS TWISTED SMILE |
| BUTTERDOG GLOBETROTTERS | UNINVOLVED |
| ZARTER DARK | WAS DEAD AT THE TIME, BUT TOTALLY WOULD |
| DOMMIE MOMMIES | WAS NOT AFFILIATED WITH MCDHL AT THE TIME OF THE INCIDENT |
| DOUBLE GULP CUCKS | GOT CUCKED |
| QUANDALE DINGLES | I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THESE GUYS ARE |